Marathon Humor

Many of you know I work in cleaning. I actually clean toilets at a factory to be more specific. Not exactly the most elegant job. But, as I have stated before, it fits me perfectly. So, as you might guess I am not required to fix my hair or wear my nice clothes to work. I am cleaning toilets in a factory that is not air conditioned ! After the job is finished you can imagine my beauty. Hair pulled back, sweaty, and possibly smelling of...well you know. So, after work I head to this gas station to fill up my car's tank. It has no card payment so I go inside to pay. The male cashier has a face of shock. I didn't pay much attention to this reaction until he said, "You are a very beautiful girl!" I kind of laugh to myself. Then he mentioned that he saw the pictures of my niece and nephews in my wallet. He boldly asks,"Do you have children?" I answer in the negative and explain these kids are my relations. He replies,"I want to see you more often. I hope you come back here to buy gas." (Actually he didn't say those exact words. He said something like that. I didn't feel obligated to memorize the conversation.) Again I am shocked at male cashiers boldness. Apparently not only was he incredibly bold, but also blind. I looked like something the cat dragged in. I found this hilarious.